Now on to the most hilarious posts from LDS General Conference this past weekend
…and there goes President Nelson. May we all try and keep up!!! #LdsConf #HistoricalChanges #IFollowtheProphet pic.twitter.com/X0oT3JWiaE
— RebeccaHarrisRoberts (@RebeccaHRoberts) April 1, 2018
I think my cat is a nonmember. #ldsconf pic.twitter.com/Bo5lwybw2g
— Madi Rose (@Madixoxolynn) April 1, 2018
This season finale of #ldsconf is INSANE.
Don't know how they top it next season.
— Antitank Round (@AntitankRound) April 1, 2018
the guy with that bumper sticker right now:#ldsconf pic.twitter.com/KrIFEfBxgp
— poetic kate (@poetickate) April 1, 2018
YOU GET A TEMPLE! AND YOU GET A TEMPLE! YOU ALL GET A TEMPLE! #LDSconf pic.twitter.com/x6CzCgrGQG
— LDS_SMILE (@ldssmile) April 1, 2018
Nelson: Hey so I'm thinking we get rid of Home and visiting teaching
Apostles: I donno… people might freak out..
Nelson: Don't worry, I'll have Holland speak and totally back me up
Apostles: Oh ok you're good then.#ldsconf
— Scott Knudson (@ScottTheAmazing) April 1, 2018
I’ve always loved my man Russell M but I didn’t realize he had the ability to LITERALLY GET A CROWD OF MORMONS THE MOST TURNT WE’VE BEEN SINCE ROMNEY 2012 #ldsconf
— harper (@HarperForsgren6) April 1, 2018
Yay I don't have to do my calling anymore!!! #ldsconf pic.twitter.com/nzY0kJMOZm
— Shmamy A (@shmamypoehler) April 1, 2018
I seriously can't take any more breaking news…. #ldsconf pic.twitter.com/wr4nx0kQhj
— LDS_SMILE (@ldssmile) April 1, 2018
The lineup for the rest of #LDSConf pic.twitter.com/FqEGXCUtoW
— Jason Gamber (@SRQ_Dreamin) April 1, 2018
Pres. Nelson this weekend:#ldsconf pic.twitter.com/TZ3xXihWNv
— Mikaela D (@MikaelaDurf) April 1, 2018
Some peeps: man conference is always so predictable
President Nelson: lol k #ldsconf
— Jacob Dangerfield (@jdanger9) April 1, 2018
Home teachers everywhere: "it's been a good run man"
HT companion: "I don't have this number saved who is this?"#ldsconf— Brock (@BrockNeilson) April 1, 2018
Me before #LDSConf: I’m sure President Nelson will start his time as prophet nice and slow.
President Nelson: pic.twitter.com/7HK153k3wM
— Hank R. Smith (@hankrsmith) April 1, 2018
Vladimir Putin when he hears we're planning on building a temple in Russia #LDSConf pic.twitter.com/CbR4OFdckX
— beto (@AlbertoSauce) April 1, 2018
President Nelson about to jump back up and say “April Fools! Do your freaking home teaching!” #LDSconf
— Jonny Linehan (@jlinehan9) April 1, 2018
Anyone else need a 7 verse rest hymn after all these announcements? #ldsconf
— LDS Living (@LDSLivingMag) April 1, 2018
This is the single greatest weekend for elders quorum presidents in the history of the church. #LDSconf
— LDS Stake Clerk, The (@Ldsstakeclerk) April 1, 2018
#LDSconf pic.twitter.com/AsEEsGtcqo
— Rachel (@dachelll) April 1, 2018
I feel like the church just got a giant iOS update#ldsconf
— Steph (@keepinupwjonesy) April 1, 2018
Dude nobody goes upstream in a kayak. I thought we were a nautical people. Smh #LDSconf
— BCC (@ByCommonConsent) April 1, 2018
“We will then hear briefly from President Russell M. Nelson.” #LDSConf pic.twitter.com/JAg5MNvxWK
— Ask Mormon Guy (@AskMormonGuy) April 1, 2018
Smashing every bottle of liquor…#thugmormon #ldsconf pic.twitter.com/fA1YQVqrSJ
— LDS_SMILE (@ldssmile) April 1, 2018
When you expect President Bingham to say “young women will be prepared for their future role as…” and you expect the word “Mothers” but she says “leaders” instead. #ldsconf pic.twitter.com/w0bxU4xNOf
— Lyni (@LyndseyJarman) April 1, 2018
Even when Elder Uchtdorf’s not talking about being a pilot, he’s talking about Pilot #ldsconf
— Things Mormons Like (@TheMormonLikes) April 1, 2018
Every time our leaders talk about how we are using our time, I'm like… #ldsconf pic.twitter.com/7OBAITB1qr
— LDS_SMILE (@ldssmile) April 1, 2018
What’s better: the new temples or the reactions to them? #ldsconf
— Al Carraway (@22AlFox) April 1, 2018
Changes so far:
1-Women’s meeting and Priesthood reduced to once per year
2-Two new Apostles
3-Combining of High Priests and Elders Quorum
4-Retiring of Home Teaching and Visiting Teaching
5-The hearts of 16M people#ldsconf— LDS Mormon (@LDSMormon) April 1, 2018
Elders waiting for the high priests to come in next Sunday…..#ldsconf pic.twitter.com/HreRZRi61E
— Robert (@bobbEdigital) April 1, 2018
Church Handbook writers right now. #ldsconf pic.twitter.com/huTxNWyD23
— Andrew Naylor (@mreagle220) April 1, 2018
Every Bishopric be like….with all of the new brethren who can now accept new callings. #ldsconf pic.twitter.com/ISvMB8uJLU
— LDS_SMILE (@ldssmile) April 1, 2018
After the next Elders Quorum moving a family out. pic.twitter.com/Xjd5RLSl0j
— LDS Stake Clerk (@Ldsstakeclerk) April 1, 2018
The one question that was not answered during priesthood session. #ldsconf pic.twitter.com/isPKxjYRyV
— Mormon Light (@MormonLight) April 1, 2018
I’m really hoping that President Nelson starts off his first talk as prophet with, “Good afternoon, my name is Russell” #LDSconf pic.twitter.com/WoHnD0H58S
— Things Mormons Like (@TheMormonLikes) March 31, 2018
#LDSConf should randomly choose which session has the sustainings. Leave the hecklers guessing.
— Hank R. Smith (@hankrsmith) March 31, 2018
i want a family history shirt that says “bring out your dead”#ldsconf
— poetic kate (@poetickate) March 31, 2018
The high priests are gonna be so excited about this announcement when they wake up #LDSConf
— Russell Nam Pham (@russellnampham) April 1, 2018
Nearly 40% of the General Authority were born outside of the US. So much for no diversity #ldsconf pic.twitter.com/kV0VE4vHfM
— LDS_SMILE (@ldssmile) March 31, 2018
I want Elder Wakolo to read me a bedtime story every night for the rest of my life #ldsconf
— Keegan Reed (@keegsreed) March 31, 2018
Apostles. They’re just like us. #ldsconf pic.twitter.com/Hg2tKoWnn8
— sierra (@sierrastudies) March 31, 2018
If you’re going to heckle at #LDSConf make sure you enunciate clearly. pic.twitter.com/aGYOrwB3pS
— Hank R. Smith (@hankrsmith) March 31, 2018
Everyone who is showing up to #ldsconf right now. ??? pic.twitter.com/ZIs8kQvFrU
— LDS_SMILE (@ldssmile) March 31, 2018
After listening to Elder Ballard…#ldsconf pic.twitter.com/XEtR46spMe
— The Sunday Pews (@TheSundayPews) March 31, 2018
I’ve never felt so connected to an apostle as when elder oaks forgot some announcements at the pulpit.#ldsconf
— Tanner Burnside (@TannerSideburns) March 31, 2018
Getting ready to watch Conference with my child. Mom’s out, so there’s really only one way to focus.#ldsconf pic.twitter.com/JdCxoFGbv9
— Scott Knudson (@ScottTheAmazing) March 31, 2018
Catching all these metaphors and applying them to our political atmosphere like #ldsconf pic.twitter.com/0tgJHNaJwQ
— Derek Porter ⚑ (@thevisualrant) March 31, 2018
Me: *gets angry over the shouting*
Bednar: A meek person does not become provoked easily…
Me: Oops. #LDSconf
— Mattie Woodside (@mattieboom) March 31, 2018
When your lovingly prepared dinner turns into a burnt offering ?? #Relatable #ldsconf #ElderTaylor
— LDS_SMILE (@ldssmile) March 31, 2018
One clarification. Those in the stake high priest group still sit in the foyer every week and don’t attend priesthood.
— LDS Stake Clerk (@Ldsstakeclerk) April 1, 2018
He was yelling, “WHERE CAN I TURN FOR PEACE?” and the choir took the request, so. #LDSConf
— The Cultural Hall (@TheCulturalHall) March 31, 2018
Correction: upon review, I believe the man shouted “THE PASSWORD IS PIONEER47” #ldsconf
— Chase Observes (@Chase_Observes) March 31, 2018
That face you make when your mission president is called as an Area Seventy. #LDSConf pic.twitter.com/h15evL4lXw
— Tanner Todd (@TannrTodd) March 31, 2018
*every RM holds their breath to hear their mission presidents name as a seventy* #ldsconf
— Amanda (@AmanduhJay23) March 31, 2018
I wish my BYU teachers gave me unlimited chances to improve my grades…. #LDSconf
— Jonny Linehan (@jlinehan9) March 31, 2018
Resolution: Go back in personal study after #LDSconf and find all the promises given by the speakers, then seek to live up to those promises pic.twitter.com/1i3dxfycko
— LDSScriptureOfTheDay (@LDSsotd) March 31, 2018
Actual footage of me trying to follow the prophet…#ldsconf pic.twitter.com/sgjzXx9Hhc
— The Sunday Pews (@TheSundayPews) March 31, 2018
Wait, there are repentance cards? Do they have a special no-interest policy for 12 months? Travel miles? WHAT ARE THE PERKS? #LDSConf #generalauthorityjokes
— Lara Wolford (@larawithouttheu) March 31, 2018
Peace I leave with you, peace be unto you, peace will come into our lives, be at peace, peace be still. #ElderEchoHawk just blessed us with so much peace, I almost expected him to peace out at the pulpit! #LDSconf pic.twitter.com/SaywKPAhQ0
— Sistas in Zion (@SISTASinZION) March 31, 2018
Quiz: which hero goes by the name Larry Echo Hawk? #LDSconf pic.twitter.com/tPJEula7Oi
— Stacey Harkey (@StaceyHarkey) March 31, 2018
Ballard: Take time to unplug
Me: *Puts phone down*
Ballard: But there’s nothing wrong with taking advantage of technology
Me: *Picks phone right back up* #LDSconf
— Mormonger (@Mormonger) March 31, 2018
Nothing has helped me relate more to church leadership than when some of them were unsure of when to stand and sustain. #LDSconf #NobodiesPerfect
— Stacey Harkey (@StaceyHarkey) March 31, 2018
Me: Excuse me, would you watch my laptop?
Stranger: Sure
Me: *clicks play*
Laptop Speakers:”This is the 188th semiannual general conference…”
That’s called #MissionaryWork #LDSconf
— Mormonger (@Mormonger) March 31, 2018
Our elders quorum and high priests combining will be like the justice league and avengers combining to form a mega team. #ldsconf #BigAnnouncement
— Robert (@bobbEdigital) April 1, 2018
this #ldsconf, bring with you a list of questions & i promise they will be answered
like
how is david archuleta still single?
why does it cost so much to have a baby?
who is the zodiac killer?
where! is! my! super suit?!
WHY do you need to know?
— poetic kate (@poetickate) March 31, 2018
My prediction:
Church-wide Easter Egg Hunt at Adam-Ondi-Ahmen tomorrow.#LDSConf
— Hank R. Smith (@hankrsmith) March 31, 2018
