Now on to the most hilarious posts from LDS General Conference so far
Elders waiting for the high priests to come in next Sunday…..#ldsconf pic.twitter.com/HreRZRi61E
— Robert (@bobbEdigital) April 1, 2018
Church Handbook writers right now. #ldsconf pic.twitter.com/huTxNWyD23
— Andrew Naylor (@mreagle220) April 1, 2018
Every Bishopric be like….with all of the new brethren who can now accept new callings. #ldsconf pic.twitter.com/ISvMB8uJLU
— LDS_SMILE (@ldssmile) April 1, 2018
After the next Elders Quorum moving a family out. pic.twitter.com/Xjd5RLSl0j
— LDS Stake Clerk (@Ldsstakeclerk) April 1, 2018
The one question that was not answered during priesthood session. #ldsconf pic.twitter.com/isPKxjYRyV
— Mormon Light (@MormonLight) April 1, 2018
I’m really hoping that President Nelson starts off his first talk as prophet with, “Good afternoon, my name is Russell” #LDSconf pic.twitter.com/WoHnD0H58S
— Things Mormons Like (@TheMormonLikes) March 31, 2018
#LDSConf should randomly choose which session has the sustainings. Leave the hecklers guessing.
— Hank R. Smith (@hankrsmith) March 31, 2018
i want a family history shirt that says “bring out your dead”#ldsconf
— poetic kate (@poetickate) March 31, 2018
The high priests are gonna be so excited about this announcement when they wake up #LDSConf
— Russell Nam Pham (@russellnampham) April 1, 2018
Nearly 40% of the General Authority were born outside of the US. So much for no diversity #ldsconf pic.twitter.com/kV0VE4vHfM
— LDS_SMILE (@ldssmile) March 31, 2018
I want Elder Wakolo to read me a bedtime story every night for the rest of my life #ldsconf
— Keegan Reed (@keegsreed) March 31, 2018
Apostles. They’re just like us. #ldsconf pic.twitter.com/Hg2tKoWnn8
— sierra (@sierrastudies) March 31, 2018
If you’re going to heckle at #LDSConf make sure you enunciate clearly. pic.twitter.com/aGYOrwB3pS
— Hank R. Smith (@hankrsmith) March 31, 2018
Everyone who is showing up to #ldsconf right now. ??? pic.twitter.com/ZIs8kQvFrU
— LDS_SMILE (@ldssmile) March 31, 2018
After listening to Elder Ballard…#ldsconf pic.twitter.com/XEtR46spMe
— The Sunday Pews (@TheSundayPews) March 31, 2018
I’ve never felt so connected to an apostle as when elder oaks forgot some announcements at the pulpit.#ldsconf
— Tanner Burnside (@TannerSideburns) March 31, 2018
Getting ready to watch Conference with my child. Mom’s out, so there’s really only one way to focus.#ldsconf pic.twitter.com/JdCxoFGbv9
— Scott Knudson (@ScottTheAmazing) March 31, 2018
Catching all these metaphors and applying them to our political atmosphere like #ldsconf pic.twitter.com/0tgJHNaJwQ
— Derek Porter ⚑ (@thevisualrant) March 31, 2018
Me: *gets angry over the shouting*
Bednar: A meek person does not become provoked easily…
Me: Oops. #LDSconf
— Mattie Woodside (@mattieboom) March 31, 2018
When your lovingly prepared dinner turns into a burnt offering ?? #Relatable #ldsconf #ElderTaylor
— LDS_SMILE (@ldssmile) March 31, 2018
One clarification. Those in the stake high priest group still sit in the foyer every week and don’t attend priesthood.
— LDS Stake Clerk (@Ldsstakeclerk) April 1, 2018
He was yelling, “WHERE CAN I TURN FOR PEACE?” and the choir took the request, so. #LDSConf
— The Cultural Hall (@TheCulturalHall) March 31, 2018
Correction: upon review, I believe the man shouted “THE PASSWORD IS PIONEER47” #ldsconf
— Chase Observes (@Chase_Observes) March 31, 2018
That face you make when your mission president is called as an Area Seventy. #LDSConf pic.twitter.com/h15evL4lXw
— Tanner Todd (@TannrTodd) March 31, 2018
*every RM holds their breath to hear their mission presidents name as a seventy* #ldsconf
— Amanda (@AmanduhJay23) March 31, 2018
I wish my BYU teachers gave me unlimited chances to improve my grades…. #LDSconf
— Jonny Linehan (@jlinehan9) March 31, 2018
Resolution: Go back in personal study after #LDSconf and find all the promises given by the speakers, then seek to live up to those promises pic.twitter.com/1i3dxfycko
— LDSScriptureOfTheDay (@LDSsotd) March 31, 2018
Actual footage of me trying to follow the prophet…#ldsconf pic.twitter.com/sgjzXx9Hhc
— The Sunday Pews (@TheSundayPews) March 31, 2018
Wait, there are repentance cards? Do they have a special no-interest policy for 12 months? Travel miles? WHAT ARE THE PERKS? #LDSConf #generalauthorityjokes
— Lara Wolford (@larawithouttheu) March 31, 2018
Peace I leave with you, peace be unto you, peace will come into our lives, be at peace, peace be still. #ElderEchoHawk just blessed us with so much peace, I almost expected him to peace out at the pulpit! #LDSconf pic.twitter.com/SaywKPAhQ0
— Sistas in Zion (@SISTASinZION) March 31, 2018
Quiz: which hero goes by the name Larry Echo Hawk? #LDSconf pic.twitter.com/tPJEula7Oi
— Stacey Harkey (@StaceyHarkey) March 31, 2018
Ballard: Take time to unplug
Me: *Puts phone down*
Ballard: But there’s nothing wrong with taking advantage of technology
Me: *Picks phone right back up* #LDSconf
— Mormonger (@Mormonger) March 31, 2018
Nothing has helped me relate more to church leadership than when some of them were unsure of when to stand and sustain. #LDSconf #NobodiesPerfect
— Stacey Harkey (@StaceyHarkey) March 31, 2018
Me: Excuse me, would you watch my laptop?
Stranger: Sure
Me: *clicks play*
Laptop Speakers:”This is the 188th semiannual general conference…”
That’s called #MissionaryWork #LDSconf
— Mormonger (@Mormonger) March 31, 2018
Our elders quorum and high priests combining will be like the justice league and avengers combining to form a mega team. #ldsconf #BigAnnouncement
— Robert (@bobbEdigital) April 1, 2018
this #ldsconf, bring with you a list of questions & i promise they will be answered
like
how is david archuleta still single?
why does it cost so much to have a baby?
who is the zodiac killer?
where! is! my! super suit?!
WHY do you need to know?
— poetic kate (@poetickate) March 31, 2018
My prediction:
Church-wide Easter Egg Hunt at Adam-Ondi-Ahmen tomorrow.#LDSConf
— Hank R. Smith (@hankrsmith) March 31, 2018
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