
Steve Smoot put it so well:
In other shocking news, it was revealed today by leaks of top secret documents that the ancient Levites received compensation for their services at the tabernacle (Numbers 18:21).
Another highly classified leak, this time of one of the LDS Church’s most closely-guarded and secret texts (Doctrine and Covenants 42:71–73), also revealed that Mormon scripture expressly allows for ministers of the gospel to receive support from “the property which is consecrated to the bishop.”