You Know You’re in Singles Ward When…

Oh Singles Ward. We know and love you. Countless jokes, memes, blog posts and even movies have been made to explain the phenomena that take place within your three hours. So in honor of Valentines week, I’m just going to put this here…

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WHEN MORE OFTEN THAN NOT LESSONS ARE ON… WAIT FOR IT… DATING AND MARRIAGE!

 

AND YOU’RE THINKING

 

WHEN THIS IS AN ALL TOO FAMILIAR SCENE

 

WHEN YOU’RE ALL ABOUT THAT MUNCH’N MINGLE, LINGER LONGER, BREAK-THE-FAST-EVEN-IF-IT’S-NOT-FAST-SUNDAY, POTLUCK PARTY, WARD ACTIVITY REFRESHMENTS LIFESTYLE.

THIS ONE IS BIG. WE’RE MORMONS. WE LIKE TO EAT.

 

AND EVERYONE IS JUMPING ON THE MARRIAGE TRAIN LIKE

 

 

 AND OPRAH IS NARRATING THE WHOLE THING IN YOUR HEAD LIKE

 

WHEN DOING GENEALOGY JUST ISN’T THE SAME

 

YOUR LEADERS AND FAMILY ALL HAVE THAT ONE PEICE OF GOLDEN ADVICE

 

WHEN SOMEONE NEW MOVES INTO THE WARD AND YOU’RE LIKE

 

WHEN YOU KNOW THINGS ARE HEATING UP WITH THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE

That’s like practically dating right?

 

WHEN A RELATIONSHIP MILESTONE IS SHARING A HYMN BOOK

Next stop- eternal marriage.

 

WHEN SOMETIMES YOUR CALLING SEEMS A BIT OF A STRETCH BECAUSE THEY WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE A CALLING

WHEN YOUR FHE DAD AND MOM START DATING

 

BUT THEN YOU REALIZE THAT’S ACTUALLY OK

Date on FHE mom and FHE dad. Date on.

WHEN WARD MOVIE NIGHT IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE A DISNEY MOVIE. BUT YOU EMBRACE IT.

Because we need to watch Frozen and Tangled again. We really do.

 

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