30 Signs that You Grew Up Mormon
1 – If you have ever debated whether or not chewing gum is breaking a fast
2 – If you have ever asked on a regular basis whether or not a drink was caffeine free
3 – If you have ever been in a debate about whether or not Coke is against the Word of Wisdom
4 – If you were looking forward to turning 16 and it had nothing to do with getting a driver’s license
5 – You love hearing about famous people who grew up Mormon
6 – You love to see the temple
7 – You memorized the hymn “I am a Child of God”

8 – You love highlighting Scriptures
9 – You have accidentally ended a non church meeting with “in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen”
10- You understand the reference of being a “10 Cow Wife”
11- You love General Conference because you don’t have to go to church but you always fall asleep during it
12- You absolutely loved Napoleon Dynamite

13- You took pride in being a “peculiar people”
14- You’ve heard heard this term ad nauseam
15- This….
16- Your parents remind you that it’s Fast Sunday
17- It’s perfectly normal that all of your friends have more than 2 siblings.
18- You talk non-stop about YW Camp, EFY or Trek
19- It’s all about group dates
20- You loved Studio C
21- Loved doing baptism for the dead
22- Loved going to Stake dances
23- You have a whole notebook on inspiring quotes
24- Your conversations usually start off like this with friends who are not members of the church
25- You can’t find a modest dress for prom
26- You yell the words during the primary program
27- This is you when you have 9 o’clock church
28- That awkward silence during Sunday School
29- Not being allowed to play with your friends on Sunday
30- Growing up idolizing Nephi and Captain Moroni more than any of the super heroes
You especially looked forward to your eight birthday.
Tea parties didn’t involve tea.
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