1 – Their mission presidents
2- Funeral Potatoes
3- Princess Bride
4- Their Prophets
5- Any mildly humorous comment made during General Conference
6- Jello – Can’t explain away the sales in Utah
7- Disneyland
8- Temples
9- EFY Medley Song
10- Girls Camp
11- High Adventure Camp
12- Elf on the Shelf
13- Using substitute swear words
14- Pinterest (it’s everyone’s inner Relief Society bursting out in the public)
15- Father’s Blessings
16- Captain Moroni
17- Nephi
18- BYU Creamery
19- The Ensign
20- Buying stuff from Deseret Books
21- Sheri Dew
22- Their missions
23- Dances
24- Missionaries
25- The children’s program during Sacrament Meeting
Elf on the Shelf is creepy and doesn’t focus on the true meaning of Christmas. Most my Mormon friends find him creepy as well. The “kindness Elves” are better. http://theimaginationtree.com/2013/11/alternative-elf-on-shelf-tradition-kindness-elf-kindness-elves.html
Really, if you’re going to do Christmas, might as well submit to the kitsch.
Besides, Jesus was more likely born in spring.