1- Kiss you in front of your friends
A dad can kiss you, he just can’t in front of your friends
2- Let me lick my finger and wipe that smudge off your face
For some reasons, mom’s saliva was ok but dad’s was incredibly gross.
3- Pinch your cheeks
When mom pinches your cheeks = slightly annoyed but you put up with it.
When dad pinches your cheeks = “What is wrong with you!”
4- “You Could Use a Little lipstick”
Sorry, it’s just a tad bit creepy hearing this from your dad.
5- “Put on a coat”
Admittedly dads could say this…they just never do.
6- The “I don’t think so” look of death
7- Yell at the child and the other parent at the same time
Have you noticed the “yelling at the dad/child to mom/child ratio for doing something stupid” is like 103923 to 1?
8- “Dad said you could do what?”
See #7 above.
9- “I brought you into this world” so don’t ________ (insert unacceptable action here)
10- Make any kind of suggestion for undergarments for both sons and daughters
Yeah nothing says super creepy or weird than your dad giving you suggestion on which bra to wear
