1 – We will waste you on the basketball court
2- If you have an allergy to jello or casseroles
h/t Kimberlie Sullivan
3- We dominate at board games
4- We are taking over Pinterest
5- We’re awesome at making parody videos
6- We love to go on and on and on about our missions.
7- We have lots of kids and so when you invite us over…well it will be loud. Deal with it.
8- We’re sober and will remember what happened the night before.
9- We will crush you in a dance-off
