9 Reasons You Should Be Afraid of Mormons



1 – We will waste you on the basketball court

mormon missionary basketball

2- If you have an allergy to jello or casseroles

h/t Kimberlie Sullivan

3- We dominate at board games

settlers of catan

4- We are taking over Pinterest

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5- We’re awesome at making parody videos

sister missionaries

6- We love to go on and on and on about our missions.


7- We have lots of kids and so when you invite us over…well it will be loud.  Deal with it.


8- We’re sober and will remember what happened the night before.


9- We will crush you in a dance-off

Mormon missionary dance off

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