Yesterday we posted an excerpt that talked about 9 Reasons to Stop Being Afraid of Mormons. Well today we wanted to share a little piece of some reasons why you should be afraid of Mormons. 🙂

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1 – We will waste you on the basketball court

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2- If you have an allergy to jello or casseroles

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h/t Kimberlie Sullivan

3- We dominate at board games

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4- We are taking over Pinterest

 h/t LDS Living’s Pinterest Board

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5- We’re awesome at making parody videos

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6- We love to go on and on and on about our missions.

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7- We have lots of kids and so when you invite us over…well it will be loud.  Deal with it.

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8- We’re sober and will remember what happened the night before.

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9- We will crush you in a dance-off

Mormon missionary dance off