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No one really knows how to spell or pronounce the Brother of Jared’s real name
We don’t know how to react when we meet an Apostle…our reaction usually goes something like this
It’s almost impossible to get Sunbeams to go to their class
We struggle having a conversation about the intricacy of wine or other alcoholic beverages…unless you’re Ken Jennings who knows pretty much everything.
We’ve all had at least one of our close friends try to pitch an MLM to us
Pinterest is really just everyone’s inner Relief Society bursting out to the public
Elder Holland is the man!
Messing up on the Sacrament Prayer is a Priest’s worst fear
We occasionally forget that it’s Fast Sunday
Missionaries are awesome!
Mormons are smart and good looking
1 out of every 3 people you see at Disneyland is a Mormon
Nobody crashes social media like the saints do, especially during #ldsconf
Reading the Book of Mormon in 3 months for us is equivalent to running a sub 4 minute mile
We highlight passages like nobody’s business
We are trend setters
5 Replies to “Facts that Mormons Know To Be True”
what in the world is MLM?
People who are in companies that have many levels and sell products ie: the Pampered Chef, Cutco knives, Mary Kay, Avon, or Scentzy
You know even if Moroni could spell the name he probably didn’t have the room for it any way. Given how hieroglyphic writing generally works Brother could easily be one character and Jared one or two. It doesn’t take much imagination to think about how much space trying to write out his real name phonetically in symbols would take of his limited remaining pages.
Ummm…. I didn’t agree with any of these…
and Elder Holland is awesome BUT Elder Oaks makes Chuck Norris look like a little girl in a petticoat enjoying an everlasting gobstopper.