Facts that Mormons Know To Be True


No one really knows how to spell or pronounce the Brother of Jared’s real name

brother of jared

We don’t know how to react when we meet an Apostle…our reaction usually goes something like this

meeting an apostle

It’s almost impossible to get Sunbeams to go to their class


We struggle having a conversation about the intricacy of wine or other alcoholic beverages…unless you’re Ken Jennings who knows pretty much everything.

i have no idea what you are talking about

We’ve all had at least one of our close friends try to pitch an MLM to us


Pinterest is really just everyone’s inner Relief Society bursting out to the public

pinterest everyone inner relief society

Elder Holland is the man!

elder holland chuck norris

Messing up on the Sacrament Prayer is a Priest’s worst fear


We occasionally forget that it’s Fast Sunday

mormon meme lds fast sunday

Missionaries are awesome!


Mormons are smart and good looking

byu smart and hot

1 out of every 3 people you see at Disneyland is a Mormon


Nobody crashes social media like the saints do, especially during #ldsconf

ldsconf trending twitter

Reading the Book of Mormon in 3 months for us is equivalent to running a sub 4 minute mile


We highlight passages like nobody’s business

highlighting scriptures

We are trend setters

mormon memes




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5 Replies to “Facts that Mormons Know To Be True”

  1. You know even if Moroni could spell the name he probably didn’t have the room for it any way. Given how hieroglyphic writing generally works Brother could easily be one character and Jared one or two. It doesn’t take much imagination to think about how much space trying to write out his real name phonetically in symbols would take of his limited remaining pages.

  2. Ummm…. I didn’t agree with any of these…
    and Elder Holland is awesome BUT Elder Oaks makes Chuck Norris look like a little girl in a petticoat enjoying an everlasting gobstopper.

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