The Best of “Things Only Mormons Will Understand”

How we feel when we are trying to get Sunbeams to go to their class

 

 

[wp_ad_camp_3]As missionaries, when the opposite sex tries to give us a hug.

 

 

How we think we look like asking our EFY crush to dance.

 

How we actually look like

 

How we think we play church ball

 

How we actually play church ball

 

 

Our reaction the first time we are called to nursery

 

When we are going out in public and ask the young men to behave.

 

When we go on an actual date instead of just browsing LDSSINGLES.com

 

When our best friend tries to volunteer us for the closing prayer.

 

What we want to do when somebody who has never read the Book of Mormon starts bashing it.

 

How we react when nobody brings treats for FHE

 

How we feel when our spouse tells us it’s Fast Sunday

 

When no one in the class is willingly to say the prayer and finally we decide to break the awkward tension.

 

 

How it feels going to early morning seminary in the winter.

 

How Deacons and Beehives react when someone gets hurt at a mutual activity.

 

Our reaction to every talk given by Elder Holland before it’s even given.

 

How we react when we meet an Apostle.

 

Prays to have the food “nourish and strengthen” their bodies

 

When people go on and on sharing their travel log instead of bearing their testimonies.

 

Going to a stake dance for the first time

 

When our parents wake us up for early morning seminary

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