When other people tell us that we’re not a Christian church because we don’t believe in Christ.
When our primary teacher tells us they’ll bring treats next week and forgets to do so
How we react when people asks us why we hate the Bible?
Our reaction the first time we are called to nursery
When we go to grab food real quick for the cub scouts.
When that one guy keeps on misquoting the general authorities in Sunday School.
When we are going out in public and ask the young men to behave.
Elders who think they’re still as good at softball as they were in high school
when we are just trying to be polite and ask “how’s it going?” as a greeting and they actually proceed to spend the next 30 minutes telling you all about it.
When someone brings wheat bread for the sacrament
When we accidentally pass gas in church
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Hey, I LIKE wheat bread.
I’m in a ward that uses different types of bread, so we don’t know what we’ll get one week to the next.
We had cinnamon raisin bread once because they forgot to bring bread.
We had corn bread a few weeks ago. It was so dry and salty – bleh. Most people I could see were making faces and trying not to laugh. We had cheese buns once when someone forgot the bread and visitors who had the car stocked up for camping ran out and grabbed them. That was awesome.