When I wake up for work but realize it’s Saturday
When I’m trying to find my class on the first day of school
My girl friend tries to bring up politics at dinner with my family
When I coming up the stairs after turning off the lights in the basement
When I hear the neighbors arguing outside
When my coworker is trying to get me to buy chocolates for their kid’s school fundraiser
When I used to go over to my friends house as a kid
After I just nailed my final that I took
When I show up at a party and realize my ex is there too.
When I needed an 80 on my driving test and I got an 80
I try to use an old school glass ketchup bottle
The morning after a hard work out
When I realize that my 18 month old can open the doors
When my parents are mad and are yelling at me for pulling a prank on them.
When teenagers try to tell me how hard their lives
When I tell a funny joke and no one gets it
I think someone is saying hi to me but really they are saying hi to someone behind me
I first tried V8
I actually fixed something I was trying to fix.
My parents try to connect with me using slang
When I walk out of my last class in college